Apple just announced its new iPad. Although the competition seems quite frankly impressed with the product, fanboys are somewhat disappointed. Indeed, now that we know almost everything, there’s nothing new or exciting to expect in the foreseeable future (except maybe unboxing porn). Of course there’s always that iPhone 5 announcement around summer, but that’s already boring (let’s face it, it has become very predictable). So rumormongers came up with a great idea to get pageviews in the meantime : “a September surprise”. Supposedly, Apple is slated to make a surprising announcement around september. Some conjectured it could be a smaller iPad (or bigger iPad touch), some even speculated that it might be the fabled iPad 3. My bet : it’s none of the above (I even doubt a september surprise even exists).